I ran errands this afternoon and my last stop was Canadian Tire. I pulled into a spot with an empty spot to my left and an SUV on my right.
When I came out I found Buddy parked beside me:
I waited for Buddy to come out to speak with him but after waiting 20 minutes figured it wasn't worth it. I checked the bike to make sure it wasn't dinged and ended up leaving. Was thinking of leaving Buddy a note telling him to leave a can opener then next time he parks beside me.