A guy comes into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar, looking for something to eat. Finally the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender looks disgusted, and says, "Did you see what your monkey did?" "No, what?" says the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy. "He eats whatever he can find but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first!!!"
Last edited by Angel Girl; 04-17-2003 at 02:08 PM.