SHOW ME! SHOW YOU!!!
Hahaha! I showed my friend who's half Japanese and understands a bit of Japanese and she told me that "sho yu" is Japanese for soya sauce. Immediately after hearing this I said "OH!!! So that's why! That explains it!". But then a few seconds later I realized that it really didn't explain any of the other stuff... Like guy shooting that laser bolt out of his chest... And why did the cat get hung? And also how come the dude got the girl in bed?
If only I knew somebody that was fluent in Japanese.