THINGS I LEARNED TODAY, by Matt
Today I rode my motorcycle to work. I like to ride my motorcycle. It sounds nice and it's fun. My motorcycle goes fast.
Today I learned that if I move back in the saddle a bit, when I turn the handle on the right all the way down when the little left foot thingy is all the way down, the front wheel goes up in the air.
I also learned that this is called a "wheelie".
I also learned that these so-called "wheelies" are stupid fun.
I also learned that I am psychic, and I predict that I will have a ticket for being a jackass in the very near future.