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    Fuh-coffee we will go Array carbonfibrerocket's Avatar
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    Valentine's Day Groaner

    A Romantic Text Message?
    A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text....
    If you are sleeping send me your dreams.
    If you are laughing send me your smile.
    If you are eating send me a bite.
    If you are drinking send me a sip.
    If you are crying send me your tears.
    I Love you.

    He replied ....
    "I am on the toilet. What should I do?" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (don't shoot the messenger lol)

    Quote Originally Posted by bottomfeeder View Post
    Big shitty balls of shit, that's a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling

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    Formerly kanelupis Array CanaganD's Avatar
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    must have more bacon Array gxr jo's Avatar
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    Jun 2010
    sunny surrey
    a few pretties
    don't forget to wipe ????
    listen to me or i will eat you're bacon

    wmrc #9

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    Registered Luser Array
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    White Rock
    2008 fat kaw
    someone sent me this today:

    No woman will ever be truly satified on Valentines day
    because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

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