Top Gun wannabe
The best and worst Phobias
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law.
Phallophobia- Fear of a penis, esp erect. (If you're a guy, you're screwed)
Eurotophobia- Fear of female genitalia. (And again, if you're a guy, you're screwed, really screwed)
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. (Poor guy)
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogies or the bogeyman
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells.
Cyberphobia- Fear of computers or working on a computer. (Anyone here have this?)
Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms. (Don't die)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (Someone has a sense of humor)
Gamophobia- Fear of marriage. (My gf thinks I have this, I don't)
Geniophobia- Fear of chins. (? why Michael Jackson always wears the mask?)
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. (Does this make them afraid of Vegetarians too?)
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8. (Big Bad 8 is going to get you)
Ombrophobia- Fear of rain or of being rained on. (Also called Vancouverophobia)
Ouranophobia- Fear of heaven. (Dosen't matter. Guess where you're going)
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers. (Especially the ones that jump out and eat you)
Chronophobia- Fear of time. (Tick-Tick-Tick)
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope. (He is scary isn't he?)
Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (What the...how then do you.....never mind)
Scelerophibia- Fear of bad men, burglars. (All BCSB members. Quick, go check on your bike)
Lots more http://www.phobialist.com/