Having lunch today, a guy rolls in on a 748 Duc, and had almost the whole checklist:
Brand new Ducati leather jacket
Shoei helmet full of skulls etc...
Signals left on all the way through the parking lot and into the parking spot
Leaves his helmet half on his head - wearing it like a baseball hat, hoovered a sandwich, went out to the lot, started the bike, turned off the signal, and left with a roar.
I have to admit being a little jealous as I went back to the office, but definitely full poser points being awarded today lol