More is not always better...
A Las Vegas man, Wesley Warren, 49, has undergone a 13-hour procedure to remove his 114 lb testicles after they became swollen after a bizarre incident by which he squashed them while sleeping. Warren was diagnosed with scrotal lymphedema and was told an operation to fix matters down south would cost thousands of dollars. He told reporters that he couldn't afford the surgery and considered selling his giant testicles on Ebay to pay the bill.
He told a reporter: "I wanted it bagged and taken home with me."
Warren could not have sex and was in chronic pain resulting from carrying around his own testicles which weighed more than a "baby hippo."
The surgery was eventually performed without charge by Dr. Joel Gelman.
However, the story doesn't end quite like you've heard stories like this end in the past. Warren now fears that post surgery, he can't ever have a relationship with a woman, because it left him with a member that he describes as "a nub an inch long and it doesn't get any larger." In an exclusive interview with the Sun, Wesley said: "I know the majority of the people are expecting me to express extreme happiness and glee that my life has been transformed since the sac has been removed-but it's not as simple as that."
After reading about the story, this Breitbart reporter fainted and has since been unavailable for comment.