This may be the best way to attend Sturgis, I have been there twice close to the Rally dates once the day after and once the day before.
Why call Sturgis a Motorcycle Rally well becasue Rally is defined by Oxford as
noun (plural rallies)
1. a mass meeting of people making a political protest or showing support for a cause:a banned nationalist rally
ie. Loud pipes, dressing up like pirates
2. an open-air event for people who own a particular kind of vehicle:a traction engine rally
A tractor engine... hmmm let me think....
3. along-distance race for motor vehicles over public roads or rough terrain, typically in several stages
The historical beginiing of Stugis was hill climbing stunts and races
So here is what you are missing, I am certain if you watch this long enough you will see a t lady or two