An old man out for a walk comes across a frog sitting in the middle of the trail. When he picks the frog up it tells him " I am a beautiful princess, If you but kiss me I will turn back to my true form and fulfill all your fantasies". The old man chuckles and puts the frog in his breast pocket. A few seconds later the frog says " DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?" The old man chuckles and says " Of course I heard you, But at my age I think I would prefer a talking frog"