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    Talking Love & marriage

    A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were
    > sitting
    > in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
    > church.
    > Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
    > each
    > other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
    > Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
    > calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
    > ultimate enemy was in his presence.
    > Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
    > The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
    > "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
    > "Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
    > "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
    > "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
    > "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony
    > for
    > all eternity?", persisted Satan.
    > "Yep," was the calm reply.
    > "And you're still not afraid?", asked Satan. "Nope."
    > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
    > me?"
    > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

    People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
    – Albert Hubbard

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    Something my Grandfather would like to read.

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