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    'Busa girls, God love 'em Array Argyle's Avatar
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    Woke up and went to the fridge

    My wife left a note on the fridge door:



    Its not working and I cant take it anymore. Im going to my moms house.



    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold, what's she talking about ?
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    What? She wants you to do the cooking too, just like Mommy does?
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    Guys comes home and finds a Grizzly Bear on the roof of his house. Scared shitless to get out and confused as to how he got up there, he goes threw his phone and finds a guy who does "Bear removal"
    This guy pulls up 20 min later in a Van and unloads his kit, 24' ladder, Baseball Bat, 12 guage shot gun and a huge fucking pitbull.
    Home owner says, "Ok how does this work?"
    Buddy says," Ok I put the ladder on the roof, hit the bear with the bat to get him off, the Dog grabs the bear by the balls and doesn't let go. Eventually the bear calms down, then I get it into the van."
    Owner says, "Ok.......what's with the 12 guage?"
    Buddy hands him the gun, "If the bear knocks me off the roof......shoot the dog."

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    Nice one

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    thank you.
    As Einstein stated: "All our lauded technological progress -- our very civilization -- is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal."

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