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    Administrator Array adamantium's Avatar
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    I wish.

    Personal Ad

    The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls...
    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

    Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab.
    BCSB- Administrator

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    resident monkey boy Array thr1's Avatar
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    Feb 2002
    now in riding hell... AKA Calgary
    '07 Aprilia RSV1000R
    that one was sneaky

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    Registered User Array Digi168's Avatar
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    Mar 2002
    2005 FZ6
    and who says sex or the promiss of sex doesn't sell
    WMRC #749

    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'"

    -Chris Rock

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