It's Saturday afternoon, it's raining and for a variety of reasons, I'm not in a particularly good mood. The object of the game is to find your inner keyboard warrior and truly shine. Witty invective, general asshattery and open scorn and derision are expected.
Sexist, racist or other...ists are strictly prohibited. If you can't be witty without taking it there, just accept your limited intellectual capacity and piss off.