Today I started my bike for the first time, the bike fired up easily, after "The Mistress" was warmed up I gave the throttle a quick twist (keeping the revs below 1/2 red line), then a second quick twist, instantly a loud ticking starts,SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DOOOOOOOOOOOO?
I turn around to see my wife smiling like the cheshire cat, tapping on my muffler.
The good news is that "The Mistress" is as fine as frogs hair.
The bad news is my wife and I have sore stomachs from laughing sooooo hard
Not to worry, I will get even