Date: Saturday, May 17th
Time: 1:45 PM
Location: south end of Burrard bridge, southbound
You: black older Gixxer with pipe, wearing black ballistic jacket
Your buddy: current Gixxer, yellow
Me: red BMW coupe
What were you thinking, wandering across your lane and right into my right front quarter panel? If I hadn't been paying attention and swerved into the left lane, it would have been ugly. Please, as I told you at the next red light, get some professional training before going riding, if you want to survive.