NWS.................don't say u weren't told
This middle age white guy is feelin a litte "insufficient" in the pants department so he goes to a penis enlarging clinic.
He tells the doc what's on his mine, and the pair of them go into a tiny white room.
The doc gets his nurse aid to bring out all the different options.
So out they come.
the first's a 8 incher. "Nice he says". anything else?
So she brings out a 10 incher "Sweet. It gets better!....let's go for baroque!" he says
So out she comes once again with a 12 incher this time!!
"Holy fack!" he exclaims "This one i like!!!!...just one question doc?"
"yes" says the doc.
"Do you have one of these that comes in white?"