this letter is for the mofo that tried to steal my bike.
dear cock sucking theives,
all I could do this morning was laugh when I saw that your sorry asses only managed to get half of my bike cover off my bike. i must give you credit though, ripping out the metal pole from the ground that i had my bike chained to was quite engenious (now i'm going to have to park it elsewhere). i didn't think that anyone would go through all that trouble just to try and steal a bike to try and sell it for some money. you guys probably turned to stealing bikes for a living because you couldn't get a job at mcdonald's or burger king because they thought that you guys had an iq of a rock. i almost feel sorry enough for you guys that if you guys really want my bike bad enough i'll give it you. just tell me when you are going to be coming by next time and i'll make use that i park it in my underground parking stall with the bike cover off and the keys in the ignition so you won't have to spend an hour trying to remove the bike cover alone. you know where i live and where i park my bike so i'll see you impotent fools soon.
for everyone else, just to let you know, i own a silver '02 R1 that i bought off of bieu this year. some of the mods include a carbon fibre high mount micron pipe, leather covered seats, fender eliminator, and air stackers. so if you suddenly hear that any of these items are up for sale, you'll know which bike it's coming from. thanks for your time because i'm really beginning to get pissed off every time i hear that someones bike that they have worked so hard to get has been stolen.