Well, if you're a weetard* like me... you try to take a McDonalds Iced Coffee home on your bike... using the pannier mounts
If you so wish to go full weetard, follow the simple steps below:
Step 1: Just pop the fucker in there. Then ride. I rode for about 30km... including about 20 on the highway.
Step 2: Arrive at the destination and pick up the coffee for a picture.
Step 3: Inspect the coffee scented exhaust shield.
Step 4: Wash that bitch off. Wash her good.
Step 5: Selfie while drinking a coffee while wearing a helmet.
Now fame. Flame like... flamers you guys are?
Full credit goes to Bandildo for coming up with the word weetarded.