I call for a caption contest. ............aaaaaaaaand..........GO!!!
"I lost my car keys!"
All my Mistresses have two round, sticky black feet and are Made in Japan or Germany!
If I die on Phillip Island, so what! I'm already in Heaven! WOOHOOO!!!
Well, that's one way to get laid.
"Yamaha" - it's Japanese for "fuck your sports car."
Hahahahaha, hope he was using protection.
``It was so tight that it took 4 burly men to pull me back out``
Of course if you're young, and out drinking, whoring, and toking till all hours on a Saturday nite, forget about it.
Takes new meaning to being a dickhead
BOOM de ya dah!
Betcha Next time he uses some lubrication
listen to me or i will eat you're bacon
"Good god I didn't even know I was pregnant!!!
"Like a sausage down a hallway. Except the sausage is a person, and the hallway is a sculpture."
He was looking for the G-Spot!
So much echo in here in here in here in here
R.I.P #48 Shoya Tomizawa (December 10, 1990 – September 5, 2010)
R.I.P. #58 Marco Simoncelli (January 20, 1987 – October 23, 2011)
The student majored in labia but this minor was in love.
"Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for fifteen minutes" - Cousin Eddie