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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    The Wet Coast
    1966 CCM

    My Drug Problems

    I had a drug problem when I was young.
    I was drug to church on Sunday morning.
    I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
    I was drug to family reunions no matter the weather.
    I was drug to the bus stop to go to school every weekday.
    I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults and teachers.
    I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents.
    Those drugs are still in my veins; and they affect my behavior in everything
    I do, say, and think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin,and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, the world would certainly be a better place.
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Registered User Array Miteorite's Avatar
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    Feb 2002
    Richmond, BC
    I can certainly see where you are going.
    This should be moved to funnies

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