July 9 "STS" Ride. More than just Sea To Sky, I am speaking in code!
Meet : Church Taylor Way 4:45' ish. If I am not there, I will be there. I may be stuck in traffic. If I say I am coming, I am coming.
Going to : Squamish Starbucks for coffee. I may have 3 cups for 3 hours. You are on your own to ride home. I like to sit, pose and observe.
If you want to wear puma's and shorts that is your business. If you want to ride like an asshat, do so.. just ride 1km ahead of me please. I essentially ride the speed limit so that I don't have to call a taxi. If I get stopped because you are riding like a gp racer near me, I will shred you on the internet.
Girls with little to no clothing is always nice. To look at. Shits for safety. Again, not my fucking problem. Tits and ass... sundress... wear a bathing suit. Go topless... I dont' care, they can't stop you.
I am conducting some shady business in the parking lot at squam for a little while... to which you will not be included. If we don't speak when we get to Squam, don't take it personal.
Does anyone get this shit?
I take no responsibility for you. This is me riding there on my own.. and you riding on your own.
This is a FOFO ride. I will decode that for you after the ride. It's also a S2S ride. I will decode that too.
See you around 4:45pm. I am not a huge asshole if this post has you confused.