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    Medium Pimpin' Array ORYX's Avatar
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    Speeding Joke

    Got this from R6messagenet. Not my joke, just copied and pasted it here.

    While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
    "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
    stretcher DO?" I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge....."

    Bail: $100
    Ticket: $95
    Look on cop's face: Priceless!!
    Last edited by AlstareRider; 06-04-2003 at 08:45 AM.
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    haha, for a minute there, I forgot this was in the funny forum

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    That is sooo classic.

    I'm yet however, to remember that when i get pulled over.

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