Holy smokes, just reading that subject gets me all energized and excited. Ok here's the deal;
I need a cool job, that pays some money. Both points are stressed. The job must be cool, what exactly cool is, will be left up to your own discretion. This cool job must also pay money. Canadian currency preferred, although the occasional Rupee is fine too. So go on, offer me your cool jobs!
If you do....
YOU WIN SOMETHING OF YOUR CHOOSING!
Something of your choosing to be chosen out of choices previously choosed for you to pick from only. Only jobs officially determined to be cool allowed to choose. Those submitting jobs grossly uncool will face subsequent beatings to their face and right leg over a period of 3 years. Contest entry available without purchase. Send purchase price in an envelope marked This guy needs a cool job: 555 House St., Surrey. V4J 3L2