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    ryanb
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    Problems with my "privates"

    Ok, here's the deal: To put it gently, my cock and balls are always getting chafed, squished, squeezed, and/or crunched. I've tried every different seating position to no avail. Now I do have considerably larger than average equipment, but surely there is a way to solve the problem. I've thought of a cup, but it's too uncumfortable due to the leaned forward position of sportbikes.

    Anyhoo, if any of you have strategies to solve this dilema, please chime in.

    Merci Beaucoup

    Ryan

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    Registered User Array
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    Yeah get rid of the sporty bike and go to a cruiser. Ok....lets not be drastic, maybe a sport tourer?

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    moving pylon Array bl1tz's Avatar
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    i need a new bike.
    it's because you bought the bike from a girl !

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    Polskie ogorki! Array
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    Solution is simple: chop off your dick and balls...

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    South Park Studios Array Apollo's Avatar
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    Originally posted by maciekzw
    Solution is simple: chop off your dick and balls...

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    ryanb
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    All extremely useful comments, but none solve my predic[k]ament.

    Keep em coming, and please, no suggestions on amputating useful body parts.

    Ryan

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    Why not Array 2xBlown's Avatar
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    Ive got the same problem ryan. My genitals become one with the gastank within a couple minutes and Im hung like a squirrel.

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    Grok
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    Shave the "package".
    Oil it up.
    Wear rubber under-garments.

    Cured!

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    Brains... Brains!! Array Hobbes's Avatar
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    how can you expect ANYTHING but a smart-ass remark with a question like that?!?

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    insaneirishman
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    i got a better problem for you guys
    i had the same sort of prob before, now add a cock ring
    now you've got a problem
    wanna know how i solve this? i tough it out i suggest you do too :P

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    WEll nothing we does' goin to help him out with his problem...it's incurable. I mean, how the fuck will you find a good seating position when the reason his cock's shafed is cuz it's gettin burnt from the side of the 4into2's "laughing
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    this is my...boomstick! Array CrotchetyRocket's Avatar
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    I'd suggest marriage. After a while your dick and balls will be safe from any massaging.

    Crotch

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    VanCity6R
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    I've had this problem since I started riding. When it gets really uncomfortable all I do is rotate my pelvis forward slightly (make the lower back flatter) and move back a few inches in the seat so I'm not right up against the tank. This will make the pressure more on your butt rather than your junk. Moving around on the seat helps too.
    If you ride the twisties real fast, you can just hang off the bike and then you won't have to worry about this any more. Problem solved!

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    maltize
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    drill a hole in the gas tank and slide the old guy in there...problem solved!!!

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    '04 R1 - You are mine! Array FloMan's Avatar
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    Yes please! Oh! That wasn't a question?
    You should be able to control your sitting position. But if you can't, look into gettig a tank pad. It's either an upholstered piece of hard plastic dressed in foam and lether(vinyl) like your seat, or it's just a hard foam that you can glue to tank. But I recomend you learn to control your position on the seat rather then pad your bike.
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