So Sailor's post here inspired me to take out my own little personal add here in the BCSB scene.
Here I am. I'm not very handsome. I don't smell particularly well. I can't remember when was the last time I washed my hair. I'm not particularly smart, and I almost drowned in a bowl of soup once.
I am looking for someone who is on my level. Basically you have to have a perfect body. A beautiful face. Extremely intelligent. And you have to amuse me by doing jumping jacks for me and my imaginary friend "Bill" whenever I want.