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    Cunning Linguist Array 3 of 7's Avatar
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    The worlds Fastest Moped

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    The Worlds Fastest Moped

    A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped (looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him.

    The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

    The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"

    "That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

    "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

    The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"

    "Sure," replies the owner.

    So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!"

    Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!

    He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself.

    Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

    "Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the
    old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old man and says, "You gotta tell me how you got that thing to be faster than my Ferrari !"

    The old man looks up and replies, "OK..., but first, unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror, will ya?"
    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

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    Not so funny...maybe if the ferrari was doing a nice big burn out instead that would have been cool.
    I ride purely, and only, because it is fun.

    I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me.

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