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    Schteeeeeeeeepppp rrrrrright up!

    >> > > > >A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
    >> > > > >They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
    >> > > > >They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
    >>apartment,
    >> > > > >she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with
    >>sweet cuddly
    >> > > > >teddy
    >> > > bears.
    >> > > > >Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way the
    >>along floor,
    >> > > cuddly
    >> > > > >medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge
    >>enormous bears
    >> > > > >on
    >> > > the
    >> > > > >top shelf along the wall.
    >> > > > >The woman is surprised that this guy would have a
    >>collection of teddy
    >> > > bears,
    >> > > > >especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
    >>mention
    >> > > > >this
    >> > > to
    >> > > > >him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    >>She turns
    >> > > > >to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's
    >>clothes
    >> > > off
    >> > > > >and make hot steamy love.
    >> > > > >After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
    >>they are
    >> > > > >lyingthere together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over
    >>and asks,
    >> > > > >smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says:
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    >> > > > > > > > >"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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    RICHES BEFORE BITCHES

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    Re: Schteeeeeeeeepppp rrrrrright up!

    Originally posted by rearwheelrider


    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way the along floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. She turns to him... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The guy says:

    (scroll down it's a beauty)

















    Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
    After an entire night? I'm betting atleast middle.
    Originally posted by adamantium
    I'm going to type this slowly so that you folk can follow along.
    Quote Originally Posted by CHIA View Post
    I agree with you about the internet, it's probably here to stay.

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