This farmer wakes up one morning and is feeling....well humorous....
So he rolls over and cups his wifes breast in his hand and wispers....If this titty would give milk....we could get rid of one of the cows....
His wife just ingnores him......
So he goes for broke and rubs her pussy and sez....you know, If this pussy would lay eggs...we could get rid of some chickens....
He figures he got her a good one and rolls over on his back,
To his suprise,,, his wife rolls over grabs his dick and says.............
" If this thing would get hard.... we could fire the hired hand!"