Well, I flunked my roadtest today, I know my weakness (gotta accelerate faster to meet the max speed limit). Shitty morning turned out to be an even shittier day. Just as I get home to my apartment, step out of the car and a bird shits on my head. What a day!??!?!?! Just when the day couldn't get any worse, I bang my knee on my car as I'm closing the door and cussing about the bird shit. Now I have a paper that tells me that I FAILED, a nice spot of WHITE on my head and finally a nice PURPLE bruise on my knee.