Several Hours Ago.
"Jesus that stinks!"
"Sorry honey, I took this cough medicine and nearly shit my pants."
(worst farts EVER recorded)
Several Hours Later
"Oh I'm so busy, would you mind driving to pick my mother up?"
(takes a few more swigs of cough medicine, on purpose)
An hour later
"Hi thanks for coming to pick me up"
"Like your new vehicle"
"do I smell brakes?"
"no, sorry about that let me open the window"
10 mins ago
"can you get the door, it's my sister"
(takes another few swigs of cough medicine)
"we brought this"
"what is it"
"baked jalapeno and cheese dip"
"Oh I just love that" (joking, but it WILL upset my stomach).
MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING!!!!!!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME!!!