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    proud to be Canadian

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that **their** ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the Brits, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:

    "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that **their** ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".

    One week later, Canadian Dept. Of Mines and Resources in Newfoundland reported the following:

    "After digging as deep as 30 feet in NE Canada , Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Canada had already gone wireless."

    Just makes you bloody proud to be Canadian ...

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    Hahaha an oldie but a goodie

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    thats pure gold!!!

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    Hahahaha, Jack Lucknows discovery just adds to another million and one other reasons why I'm super proud to be Canadian.

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