Newfie Road Directions... Ye`re not from around Here...are you??
An American tourist was visiting a Small village in eastern Newfoundland .
He approached a local and asked, "What's the quickest way to Marystown?"
The local, scratched his head, "Are ya walkin ER drivin?" he asked the stranger.

"I'm driving," said the tourist "Well, that's the quickest way! Said the newfie."