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    Christmas Humour

    There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

    The letter read
    Dear God,
    I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope... Can you please help me?

    Sincerely, Edna

    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends. Christmas came and went.
    A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

    It read:
    Dear God,
    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

    Sincerely, Edna

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    i like it

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    blind-sided by that one. thanks for the laugh
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    haha clever
    Of course if you're young, and out drinking, whoring, and toking till all hours on a Saturday nite, forget about it.

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    fitting, considering the state of CANADA POST

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    One to add from another site.

    5 FACTS ..... A wise person once said.

    1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

    2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - splendid.

    3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

    4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

    AND ………

    5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legitimate … A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

    Merry Christmas and Stay Safe...especially on New Years.
    "Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for fifteen minutes" - Cousin Eddie

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    There has not been a merry Christmas thread started this year(that I noticed) so...

    MERRY CHRISTMAS to all of you folks!!!
    There are old riders and there are bold riders. There aren't any old, bold riders.

    Ride safe folks.

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