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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    Talking With all this wedding talk goin around...

    You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story about a recent
    > > wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local
    > > newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with
    > > about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
    > > on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
    > > thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
    > > at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his
    > > family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
    > > reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
    > > give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
    > > everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope.
    > > He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
    > > envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride
    > > having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them
    > > weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After
    > > just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
    > > of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he
    > > turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
    > > dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
    > > annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have
    > > canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
    > > this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
    > > revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
    > > wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
    > > man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
    > > has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
    > > MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
    > >
    > > Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
    > > Friends......................................$32,0 00.
    > >
    > > Wedding photographs commemorating the
    > > occasion......................................$3,0 00.
    > >
    > > Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
    > > Maui............................................$8 ,500.
    > >
    > > The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
    > > humping the best
    > > man..........................................Price less.
    > >
    > > There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

    People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
    – Albert Hubbard

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    OEM Array KittenWalk's Avatar
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    This story goes the other way to. The bride busting the groom. Another urban legend?
    I'm bikeless. Can I still come out and play?

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    Ride Solo Array GSP's Avatar
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    You could always surprise the GF with a proposal on TV at the Vancouver Aquarium!

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