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    quebec math test(its go the word alberta in it)

    A Quebecois' Math Test

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    An Alberta construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when
    along came a Quebecois.

    "I'm not hiring any Quebecers," the foreman thought to himself, so he
    made up a test hoping that the Quebecois wouldn't be able to answer the
    questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an

    "Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers,
    represent the number 9."

    "Witout numbers?" The Quebecois says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw
    three trees.

    "What's this?" the boss asks.

    "Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine." Says the

    "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here is your second question. Use the same
    rules, but this time the number is 99."

    The Quebecois stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
    that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."

    The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to
    represent 99?"

    "Each of da trees is dirty now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and
    dirty tree. Dat is 99."

    The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says,
    "Alright, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

    The Quebecer stares into space again, then he picks up the picture again
    and makes a little mark at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go.
    One 'undred."

    The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that
    represents a hundred."

    The Quebecois leans forward and points to the marks at the tree bases,and
    says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree, so now you've got
    dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd,
    which make one 'undred. So when do I start?"

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    Veritas Aequitas Array luckiechickie's Avatar
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    that's great!

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    being a quebecois myself , I really liked dat joke
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