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    Chinese Proverbs

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    > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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    > Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
    wife upright organ.
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    > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
    going to Bangkok.
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    > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    > Man who scratch should not bite fingernails.
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    > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    > Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
    thing on earth.
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    > War does not determine who is right, war determine
    who is left.
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    > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
    cat house.
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    > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
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    > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
    fill it.
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    > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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    > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
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    > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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    > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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    I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.

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    I'm going to type this slowly so that you folk can follow along.
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    I agree with you about the internet, it's probably here to stay.

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    I've seen those before but I never get tired of reading them! LOL

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    Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

    Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.

    Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk.

    Man who put cock in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts.

    Man with tool in woman mouth May not necessarily be dentist.

    Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak.

    Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

    Man young when he snatches kisses, old when he kisses snatches.

    Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake with smelly fingers...

    Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed.

    Girl who sit on judge's lap get an honourable discharge.

    Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

    Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

    He who farts in church sits in own pew.

    He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.

    He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

    Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.

    He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.

    Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

    Girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.

    If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

    No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.

    Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

    Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

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    Thats fricking hilerious man!!!

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