Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee
and the fourth went into the club house to take care of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so
successful that he gave a friend a new home for free."
The second man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a
stockbroker, and he is doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The third man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new
Mercedes, fully loaded."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking
care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are talking about our
How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Not well.
My son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."
The other men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled
about the dancing job but he must be doing pretty well.
His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a stock portfolio,
and a brand new Mercedes."