Forwarded to me .
Subject: The Bug
> >>A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
> >>deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices
> >>man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving
> >>behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little
> >>is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis
> >>the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
> >>Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
> >> Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a
> >>young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The
> >>sits with a confused look on her face and after a few minutes she says,
> >>"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"