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    And joe buys a motorcycle

    A Classic

    Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle.
    He doesn't have much luck, until one
    day, he comes across a Harley with a
    'for sale' sign on it.
    The bike looks better than a new one,
    although it is 10 years old.
    It's shiny and in mint condition.

    He buys it and asks the seller how he
    kept it in such great condition for 10

    'Well, it's quite simple,' says the
    seller, 'whenever the bike is
    outside and it's gonna rain, rub
    Vaseline on the chrome.
    It protects it from the rain, and he
    hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

    That night, his girlfriend, Sandra,
    invites him over to meet her parents.
    Naturally, they take the bike there.

    Just before they enter the house,
    Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to
    tell you something about my family.

    'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

    In fact, the FIRST person who says
    anything during dinner has to do the

    'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

    Joe is shocked.
    Right in the middle of the living room
    is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

    In the kitchen is another huge stack of
    dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the
    corridor, everywhere he looks.
    Dirty dishes.

    They sit down to dinner, and sure
    enough, no one says a word.

    As dinner progresses, Joe decides to
    take advantage of the situation.

    He leans over and kisses Sandra.

    No one says a word.

    He reaches over and fondles her
    breasts. Nobody says a word.

    So he stands up, grabs her, rips her
    clothes off, throws her on the table
    and screws her, right there in front of
    her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her
    dad is obviously livid and her mom
    horrified when he sits back down, but
    no one says a word.

    He looks at her mom. She's got a
    great body too.

    Joe grabs mom, bends her over the
    table, pulls down her panties, and
    screws her every which way but loose
    right there on the dinner table.

    She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits

    His girlfriend is furious, her dad is
    boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to
    ear. But still....Total silence.

    All of a sudden there is a loud clap of
    thunder, and it starts to rain.

    Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls
    the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

    Suddenly the father shouts....
    "OK, OK, OK... I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!!"
    Last edited by rawdonflyer; 08-19-2015 at 04:51 PM.

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    and joe buy is a motorcycle? i don't get it

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