Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.
Well, that's certainly one way to quench the ever increasingly popular "I need to wear bras over my face" fetish, synonymous with todays youths
RICHES BEFORE BITCHES
People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
– Albert Hubbard