Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together.
I first saw that comic in a playboy about ten years ago.
uh....i mean...*cough, splutter, stutter*...uh...in a readers digest....damn!...um i read it for the articles
RICHES BEFORE BITCHES
People who never do any more than they get paid for never get paid for any more than they do.
– Albert Hubbard