And now from motorcycle.com - How to check your Fucking Oil.
plenty of knowledge for the new rider.
R.I.P #48 Shoya Tomizawa (December 10, 1990 – September 5, 2010)
R.I.P. #58 Marco Simoncelli (January 20, 1987 – October 23, 2011)
You forgot the follow up, how to change your oil.
No, not even remotely NSFW. Namby pamby political correct fanatics need not apply either.