Math Problem

1. ## Math Problem

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close,attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

2. finally! mathematical proof for what we already knew!

3. Nice! you know sometimes i feel fortunate ...cuz people come across things that are funny, or amazing, or needed for human survival etc...and some/ many of us would never even dream of how to reveal such things.

Like that joke for example...i've never dreamed, nor had desire to figure something like that out.....mainly cuz i was not aware of its hidden presence.
absolutly amazing!

and to think that to some people it's mere "child's play " too. wow!

oh...here's the usual RWR one liner to go with this post.

"Math problem??...my only math problem was math" (hmm that needs work )

4. haha thats awesome

5. Math is so simple that way...

S I L V E R H E A R T Z
19 9 12 22 5 18 8 5 1 18 20 26

= 160% ??

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