Mine is this:
Place: West Edmonton Mall
Subject: Shat extravaganza
I was going down the waterslide and im thinking shit water up the ass. oh oh. From the waterslide to the bathroom i got lost didn't make it. shit down my legs shit in my bathing suit, shit everywhere. SHIT. Don't get much shittier. Would have been fine nobody would've known. Except my sister my sister followed me in and saw me showering.
Aaaaahhhhh shit. everybody's got one