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    Wanna Lap dance? Array Vesna's Avatar
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    The Escapee

    A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

    As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but only finds a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair.
    While tyig the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this
    guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
    saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

    To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

    Be strong, honey. I love you, too."

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    Master of Puppets Array Cometman's Avatar
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    That was a good one.

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    Entertainment Poster Guy Array rearwheelrider's Avatar
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    05 750 gixxer (no,seriously)
    oooh no !

    poor bastid!

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    I'd rather be riding Array racecardriver's Avatar
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    that is all bad

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