Well I hope many of you were in kelowna for saturday night!
I for one had a night to remember.
For starters Sen fiddy and I found that water front (the main place to be in Kelowna) was havin some sort of Entertainment festival.
There was live music to boot....clear and easy to listen too!
people were everywhere.
Sen fiddy and I stopped over at "Moo licks", the best place for soft ice cream and joined the festivities.
After having a good time being out by the water listening to the musak, we went over CHEEEETAHS! The best? strip club they've got in town.
There's three others, but i'm told that Cheetahs is an internatiol circut.
THis one girl in there was FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
She WALKED ON HER HANDS!...DID THE SPLITS.....DID THEM WHILE WALKIN ON HER HANDS....BACK FLIPS!!!!!
It fuggin blew me away!!!
It was like watching the Olypmic Gymnists , but NUUUUUDE DUDE
We left after that, seeing as we thought it'd be hard to top that act. We found ourselves over at Gotchas. A happenin little night club.
Things started off as pretty ghey.
Brendon's girl was goin to meet up with us, but Brendon was playing wingman with me.
The objective was for me to find a girl, then Brendon would take off with his gf.
Well...We're standing around bs'ing when from out of no where this TOOOOTAAAALLY gorgeous east indian girl comes up to and just starts babbling away at a hundred miles an hour.....all i could make out at the end of it was "my cousin thinks you're hot".
(fuggin eh! me thinks) .........then i thought to myself " Hmmmm.
i know this girl's hot, but ibet her cousin's just a ditch pig, and that's why she's asking me.
So the best response i could come up with was "But i don't wanna meet your cousin, she's not goin to be more beautiful then you" (hey! i thought that was pretty good)
Her face lit up ( a response i'm not use to seeing )
She says "REALLY!!! Let's go dance !!!
So at this time it's 11 o'clock.
I get out on the floor with this girl and she takes me over to her friends.....turns out the cousin was hot, but oh well. I'm in, that's all that matters.
I start dancing with this girl and she's got one cute friend and her cousin. She takes my hand and PUTS IT ON HER COUSIN"S BOOB!!!!!
can you believe that!?!?!?!? i was like WTF?!?!?
and what's more, her cousin was just keepin on with the beat looking at me. !!! HAAAA!!!!
then She put my hand on her cousin's ass!!! WTDOUBLEF?!?!?!
I'm thinking things just can't get any better then this....i mean, would you????....i was WRRRRRRRRRRRONG....she then proceeds to put my hand on her cute friends ass. squeezing and everyting!!!! WWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEE what a fuggin wild time
The whole night this girl wouldn't let me go. had to hold on to at least one of my body parts the whole time.....good, cuz i like clingyness. I was in familiar territory with this one.
I dance on that floor from 11 till 230.
I don't want to see a dance floor for two weeks.
More went on in the night from there, but I just wanted...fugg..i HAD to share with you as much as i could
this is Rdub saying .... I hope you all had at least as good a night! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!!