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3 Old Ladies
Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tillie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in the front of them, and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.
This post is simply the opinion of the poster and is not to be construed as instructions or advice. Your mileage may vary.
I rode Deal's Gap / The Dragon in September 2007 and I visited Yellowstone in August 2010. Where have you been?