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    Which one is married?

    Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class,
    obviously not paying any attention, when the
    teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he says "If
    there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot
    one of them with your shotgun, how many are
    left?" Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one
    of them with my shotgun, the loud noise is going
    to make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will
    be two left if you shoot one with your shotgun,
    but I like the way you're thinking." "Well,
    teacher, I've got a question for you. There are
    3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one
    is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it,
    and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
    The teacher is a little taken aback by the
    question, but answers "Well, uh, gee Matt, I
    guess the one that's sucking on it." "No teach,
    the one that has the wedding ring on her finger,
    but I like the way you're thinking!"

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