I was doing yard work after the storm this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower. I realized that I could not find the rake.
I yelled up to my wife, "Where is the rake?" She could not hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion. When my wife looked, she still was not sure and said, "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "EYE - KNEE - RAKE My wife replied by shaking her head up and down that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no way in hell that I could even come close to that one. Exasperated, I went upstairs and ask her "What in the heck was that?"
"EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"